NEXT STOP... MISS SUBWAYS 2026! 🚇✨

Hey there, beautiful babies!! The rumors are absolutely, 100% TRUE! Your gal Trudy is trading the neon glow of the Las Vegas strip for the subway tiles of New York City because I have been officially selected to compete for the legendary title of MISS SUBWAYS 2026! 👑🗽

The glitter is packed, the vocal cords are warmed up, and I am ready to bring some serious improvisational grit and world-class lounge glamour to the absolute greatest city on earth. I will be proudly representing the 'C' Train (because you know Trudy always keeps it classy, chaotic, and completely unforgettable!).

📅 THE BRASS TACKS:

• Where: Coney Island USA (Presented by the fabulous City Reliquary!)

• When: THIS FRIDAY, JUNE 5th

• Time: Doors open at 7:00 PM | Show starts rolling at 8:00 PM sharp!

• 🎟️ Tickets are selling fast, babies—grab yours HERE!!
  

  

THE COMPETITION IS STACKED, BABIES!

I am not deluding myself for a second—the runway is going to be absolutely fierce. I am sharing the stage with an incredibly formidable, stacked lineup of NYC powerhouses:

• Abby Fantastic (The A Train) – World-renowned burlesque royalty and co-producer of Bounce House Burlesque!

• Jess Joseph (The 2 Train) – Writer, educator, and literal Miss Subways history expert. Talk about knowing the track!

• LuXury Leah (The 4 Train) – Subway Mania wrestling legend, cosplayer, and real-life superhero with Critical Care Comics.

• Alicia Kalsi (The Franklin Avenue Shuttle) – Civil servant, award-winning vocalist, puppeteer, and pinball wizard!

• Kaley Morrison (The R Train) – Brilliant sketch/improv comedian, burlesque performer, and advocate for Native & Indigenous artists.

• Sugar Hoops (The L Train) – Mind-bending circus creator specializing in aerial lyra, hoops, and rope darts!
  

A STAR-STUDDED NIGHT of PAGEANTry

We aren't just riding the rails alone, babies. The evening is being presided over by the iconic domestic doyenne herself, Brini Maxwell, as our Master of Ceremonies! 🛋️💛

Plus, the legendary Charlie Pellett—yes, the actual official voice of the NYC subway telling you to "Stand clear of the closing doors, please!"—will be our Special Guest Announcer. (I promise not to block the doors, Charlie!)

And honey, the celebrity judge panel is nothing short of royalty:

• 🎨 Joe Coleman – World-renowned painter, performer, and 2024 Coney Island Mermaid Parade King!

• 👑 Queerly Femmetastic – The reigning Miss Coney Island 2026, Miss Subways 2024, and absolute Brooklyn bombshell.

• 🎙️ Bernie Wagenblast – The iconic voice of the subway ("Please stand away from the platform edge!") and 2026 NYC Pride March Grand Marshal!
  

MORAL SUPPORT!

If you want to venture out to Coney Island to offer your favorite songstress a bit of moral support, I would love nothing more than to see your gorgeous faces in the crowd. If you can't get on board in person, I will happily accept all the good vibes, prayers, and digital cheers you can muster!

Let's bring that crown home to the C train! 🥂🚇

xxoo,

Tru

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